Just a Poorly Modified Tahoe? Nope. Its More.

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04/21/2015 at 16:51 • Filed to: None

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Your standard poorly modified Tahoe would leave it at the over sized wheels and chrome aftermarket grill. This person has decided to go one step further. If you look closely this is no longer a Tahoe, but is actually the Hoe SS. It says Hoe SS multiple times. The owner also points out with badges that the Hoe SS is not just the Hoe SS but also is a Corvette. Other stickers say they are “The Boss” to “Stay Frosty” and that the Hoe SS is “Not Mommy and Daddy bought” who would have guessed? It also has pink windshield wipers, smoked taillights, crazy high tint and a weird looking exhaust system.

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Kinja'd!!! BmanUltima's car still hasn't been fixed yet, he'll get on it tomorrow, honest. > Dwhite - Powered by Caffeine, Daft Punk, and Corgis
04/21/2015 at 16:54

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Corvette badge?


Kinja'd!!! Frank Grimes > Dwhite - Powered by Caffeine, Daft Punk, and Corgis
04/21/2015 at 16:59

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maybe the u is missing from his hoe uss which might be a commentary on the girth of his hoe.


Kinja'd!!! Your boy, BJR > Dwhite - Powered by Caffeine, Daft Punk, and Corgis
04/21/2015 at 17:02

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Inb4 Dual charged LSX454 under the hood.


Kinja'd!!! Moves-Like-Senna > Dwhite - Powered by Caffeine, Daft Punk, and Corgis
04/21/2015 at 17:06

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They took Nike’s “Just do it” a little too far (nike sticker on rear window lower right)


Kinja'd!!! K-Roll-PorscheTamer > Dwhite - Powered by Caffeine, Daft Punk, and Corgis
04/21/2015 at 17:07

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Is this car from Jersey?


Kinja'd!!! jkm7680 > Dwhite - Powered by Caffeine, Daft Punk, and Corgis
04/21/2015 at 18:38

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Hoess, Bwahaha.

If I ever end up with an Impala for work purposes, it will read “Pimpala.”


Kinja'd!!! 1111111111111111111111 > jkm7680
04/21/2015 at 19:37

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My Passat became a tapass.


Kinja'd!!! Iheartmy365kHonda - Car enthusiasts do like FWD > BmanUltima's car still hasn't been fixed yet, he'll get on it tomorrow, honest.
04/21/2015 at 20:30

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It’s for more power.


Kinja'd!!! 415s30 W123TSXWaggoIIIIIIo ( •_•))°) > Dwhite - Powered by Caffeine, Daft Punk, and Corgis
04/21/2015 at 21:28

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Today I saw a black BMW with horrible red vinyl to make it 2 tone, it had all kinds of little bronze accent bits all over it and to top it off it had a decal in the back window that said Caviar Crew I think. I wanted to go eat a curry so I could follow it and throw up on it.


Kinja'd!!! Dingers Ghost, Champion Jockey > BmanUltima's car still hasn't been fixed yet, he'll get on it tomorrow, honest.
04/21/2015 at 22:14

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It’s a Hoe-V


Kinja'd!!! NunchuckWoolery > Dwhite - Powered by Caffeine, Daft Punk, and Corgis
04/28/2015 at 13:16

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Too bad they left their "LS" badge on the side, base model ftw.